Chinese Ripoff (of an unamerican life): Archive

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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NYE Resolutions

upgrade from 1024x800 to 1260x1024 Turn 22 Go Diss Everyone in An Open Mic Rap Battle Slam Poetry Nights at 16&Mission BART stop Celebrate a bi-monthly holiday known as “Caturday” Learn Wallies stalk Meet More Tumblr Personalities and Get To Know Them. (Namely @Jorl) Stop Being Late To Work, be 5 Minutes early. (which is On Time) Finish DR. Who and lavish in the beauty that...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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follow /BlameAspartame.com

since joel basically shared something i cant get rid off like herps i feel i have to explain myself, but i dont need to. so here it goes, dbl dos digits in dos days. faps=is so tight butthole. Burritos are so tight butthole. HumpSlo is Very Tight Askhole. i use Alternative Transportation, its man powered and it require leg appendages to propel me forward. it is board with skates. DWREAM,...

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

34 notes

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Dec 30th

45 notes

5 tags

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

12 notes

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

4 tags

@skinnyfatkid

not really sorry that i am blowing up ur dash feed with all teh lieks and reblurbs. i just really think that those pursed lips of yours are highly sensual.

Dec 30th