Hey, Hey, Hey: Sedaris →
sl0whands: Since graduation, I’ve been catching up on reading my stack of David Sedaris books in the hopes of improving the way I write personal essays. Thus far, I’ve found that it really makes a difference when you’re able to write about your quirks honestly, because you don’t have to try as hard to be… that man is a self-conscious genius
who's that pedophile?! →
New Quartersnacks video! →
It's been a while since i've been sick.
It sucks. I can’t sleep cause i feel like a Faucet running in a middle class american’s home.
667... "kind of" evil.
Just finished my movie weekend
Meg Ryan & Billy Classically Adorable in “When Harry Met Sally” Basically the way I dream to find my girl, she was my friend first and my lover second. Billy Crystal one of the most funniest jews ever. I wish he was my friend. Megamind with that Dreamworks ish turning over a new leaf. Tryna put thoughtful messages at the end of each movie, making kids feel good about themselves:...
Finna be going back
@skyline college! KABABAYAN YO!
just signed up for classes
Stretching Elementary Algebra Basic English Mandarin Photography can i get WHOOT WHOOT! and i dumb hipster award?
hoodfiendwithrhymeschemes: “One Step Ahead”-...
hoodfiendwithrhymeschemes asked: some of the peeps at S.O.B. are aight... Boarders MTB is cool cus the CLam works there, yea Supreme fasho... me and the employees laugh at the gooks and kooks who don't skate but buy there cus hypebeast told them too.... Watermelon Dips Koston SB's have not dropped but soon vato
I dislike friend stealers.
deniserrr: What I mean is when people you’re not friends with, tries to be friends with your friends. It’s just so annoying. I know I can’t control who people are friends with, but it just bugs me so much. Like get your own friends man, and stay away from mine. Please. I am a friend stealer, keep me away from small groups of friends & functions where i can get to know someone quite...
Moral Dilemma Mistakes have me tasting the cake At restaurant with F in quality I ought to be poisoned but the thought me as a church type gets my panites in a bunch, Jesus is the new black, I keep shits off track, This ship has sunk before its maiden voyage This not yet a man, Acts like a boy age is not really working So i register my EBT, to get me cereal, Kicks and a new plank, i would rather...
ZOMBACALYPSE 3000!!! →
blameaspartame: liquidatomicgonads: We lost...